Thursday, 27 November 2008

O levels Hokkien Paper Damn funny if u can understand it...

O Levels Hokkien Exam Paper Instructions:

1. Read the passage carefully
2. Grade yourself with the grading system at the end of the passage after reading.
3. Not that difficult, chin chai do lah !

Section A: Oral Examination (60 marks)

Question: Why Singalella become rich ?

Koo zhar wu chee ay char bor kia, Singalella. She got two sisters, but the stepmother and the sisters all damn kuai-lan, so she quite zhia-lat also. Last time Singalella got own maid, but now she become the amah. Everyday must cook lah, clean lah, simi sai mah bao-kah-liao. If her sister say liak kar zhuak, she liak. Tak jit zho kah tau-hin. EPF poon boh. But then, kay piak eh ah-pek got one son call Ah Ming got party. So he say, 'oeh, long chong lai ah.' Singalella very happy because she never go party before but then her stepmother say, 'Lee Mana eh-sai kee, this one bahru lu eh sisters wu standard.' Then Singalella must zho sui-sui for her sisters and stepmother. Tap pai how, buay zhia, buay koon and buay pang-sai. That night she only can wave bye bye and then she go back to the kitchen and cook Maggi mee. Her neighbour came over and ask, 'Eh, an-zhua lu boh kee party?' So Singaalella kong, 'I-wan, lau-bu kong buay-sai, so boh pian.' She never expect but the neighbour say, 'Aiyah, kee lah, I give you money.' So singalella brush teeth and zhang-zhui, chen-kor, after that look very different. She quickly run to opposite of the beh-chia-lor, already 11 o'clock. At the party, Ah Ming also quite sian because the char bor all boh sui one. Dance floor even got one ah pek dancing. Just as Ah Ming told himself, 'Aiyah see-pay zhia-lat', Singalella came in. Ah Ming straight away lau nuar. 'Wah-lau eh, see-pay heng ah, chee kor buay pai.' Ah Ming say to Singalella, 'eh, sui eh, wah ai kah lee zho friend!' Singalella say ok but Ah Ming like octopus, touch here touch there. But then just it was 12 o'clock, one ah pek die on the dance floor. He become ghost and tell Singalella all the good 4D number. So after that Singalella quickly go and buy 4D, and then tiok tau-pio, zhit-pak ban. So she pay back the kay-piak eh lau-kay-poh and then kah kee cho sen-lee. Simi kuan eh sen-lee wah mana eh zhai.
Section B: Grades - Gauge Your command of Hokkien....
A1. Can understand the story and pronounce Hokkien correctly. Hokkien eh sai, bo beh zao.
A2. Can understand half story and/or cannot pronounce Hokkien properly. zhia lat
E8. Don't understand story and/or catch no ball. leow leow, mai ka lang kong you is Hokkien
F9. Don't understand rating. kee see lah, wah mana eh zhai lee kong simi?

4 comments:

Jia Yin said...

Walau what the hell is this? I cannot understand a few sentences leh! Maybe 2... I think even Hokkien also cannot understand this lah! Kuakuakua...... :D lol

Anonymous said...

我大概看得懂是什么啦。。。
是好笑的咯。。。
哈哈!

Anonymous said...

So funny~~~~~
Wakakakaka~~~~~

Jia Yin said...

Walau eh...... Don't be so lazy lah...... Go blog leh...... Wakauz...