Thursday 27 November 2008

O levels Hokkien Paper Damn funny if u can understand it...

O Levels Hokkien Exam Paper Instructions:

1. Read the passage carefully
2. Grade yourself with the grading system at the end of the passage after reading.
3. Not that difficult, chin chai do lah !

Section A: Oral Examination (60 marks)

Question: Why Singalella become rich ?

Koo zhar wu chee ay char bor kia, Singalella. She got two sisters, but the stepmother and the sisters all damn kuai-lan, so she quite zhia-lat also. Last time Singalella got own maid, but now she become the amah. Everyday must cook lah, clean lah, simi sai mah bao-kah-liao. If her sister say liak kar zhuak, she liak. Tak jit zho kah tau-hin. EPF poon boh. But then, kay piak eh ah-pek got one son call Ah Ming got party. So he say, 'oeh, long chong lai ah.' Singalella very happy because she never go party before but then her stepmother say, 'Lee Mana eh-sai kee, this one bahru lu eh sisters wu standard.' Then Singalella must zho sui-sui for her sisters and stepmother. Tap pai how, buay zhia, buay koon and buay pang-sai. That night she only can wave bye bye and then she go back to the kitchen and cook Maggi mee. Her neighbour came over and ask, 'Eh, an-zhua lu boh kee party?' So Singaalella kong, 'I-wan, lau-bu kong buay-sai, so boh pian.' She never expect but the neighbour say, 'Aiyah, kee lah, I give you money.' So singalella brush teeth and zhang-zhui, chen-kor, after that look very different. She quickly run to opposite of the beh-chia-lor, already 11 o'clock. At the party, Ah Ming also quite sian because the char bor all boh sui one. Dance floor even got one ah pek dancing. Just as Ah Ming told himself, 'Aiyah see-pay zhia-lat', Singalella came in. Ah Ming straight away lau nuar. 'Wah-lau eh, see-pay heng ah, chee kor buay pai.' Ah Ming say to Singalella, 'eh, sui eh, wah ai kah lee zho friend!' Singalella say ok but Ah Ming like octopus, touch here touch there. But then just it was 12 o'clock, one ah pek die on the dance floor. He become ghost and tell Singalella all the good 4D number. So after that Singalella quickly go and buy 4D, and then tiok tau-pio, zhit-pak ban. So she pay back the kay-piak eh lau-kay-poh and then kah kee cho sen-lee. Simi kuan eh sen-lee wah mana eh zhai.
Section B: Grades - Gauge Your command of Hokkien....
A1. Can understand the story and pronounce Hokkien correctly. Hokkien eh sai, bo beh zao.
A2. Can understand half story and/or cannot pronounce Hokkien properly. zhia lat
E8. Don't understand story and/or catch no ball. leow leow, mai ka lang kong you is Hokkien
F9. Don't understand rating. kee see lah, wah mana eh zhai lee kong simi?

Monday 24 November 2008

DamN It!!!!!!!

GueSS Wad....
BaD news...
Mai teacher/Teacher mai wont let us go his house wor.......
(Gathering)(聚会)
Beg Him sooooooo many time le lei......
he still not ''ling qing''.....
Everyone help....
Each ppl go Beg Teacher a few times.....
Go ''fan'' him.....
In anyway......
Beg him until he Let us go his house....
this is da plan~....

TQ for ur co-operation....



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P.s.If he on9 go ''fan'' him......

Tuesday 18 November 2008

BBQ party without ''BBQ saucE''....

Ugh...
I tot rili got bbq party de nei....
But turns out to be ''cold food'' party....
but it wasn't that bad...
At least we had a gud time before....
The Crying Part.....
T.T.....
O...Kay....
Let's not talk about bad stuff or watever.......
Juz..
I gonna show eu some pics....Again!




ForEvA 6(1)~




Pretty!!!




Tee Chee Seng n his Super Cute sis....Cute....






Teacher n her son.....Oso damn cute!!!





Click!





HaPpy Family.....Euck...(Throwing up)





(Another) Happy FamiLy~~~



Happy DisGusting CouPles....
Wakao..Damn Disgusting de...

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Well That's all u guys or girls.....


The End!....

Friday 14 November 2008

GraDuaTioN.

DamN It!!! $%$&(*^*$&$&%^*&%(%*&4*(*!@@@
HaizZ....duNo Wad to Say oso....
But!
got BBQ party at teacher's house....
WhohOoOoooo....!
o...kay....
next ...let me show you pics at da graduation....








TwO DummiEs...haha


First Time See HiM wear lyk That...
Not BaD....BuT weirD weirD de.....

WoW... LoveLy CoUpleS MaN!!!!!


Took ThiS One 'AcciDenTly' de...
Dun scolD me.Kor....

Digusting StuFF CorneR~

ThiS is ArT Man!!!!(I Mean It...)





GinSenG Tea..MusT TrY!!!
Dun Hav le...Thats all...
Buaiiixxxx...

Monday 10 November 2008

foreva~6(1)~

Glitter Photos
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Saturday 8 November 2008

Vote...

旁边有一个投票箱。。。。
有英文和华文。。。

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Ermmm....

Although this new blog is made....
i dun wanna delete da old blog.........
i case sumone wanna read it....
Now...
everyone that has a msn....
eu cn snd me interesting pics...
eu took before...and snd it to me...
i Post it when i got time ok???
EnJoYzz!

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